How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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