Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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