I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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