Hey man sorry I got all grabby
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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