So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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