Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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