So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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