We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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