I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He better not be in your backpack
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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