I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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