i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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