would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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