Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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