I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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