just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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