and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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