Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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