Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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