My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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