i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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