do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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