Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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