Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
third nipple confirmed
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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