All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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