So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
