Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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