doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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