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(601): View more from Mississippi

Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving

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(847): View more from Illinois

as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window

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(347): View more from New York

you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.

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(850): View more from Florida

I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5

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(864): View more from South Carolina

i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own

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(514): View more from Quebec

he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets

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(317): View more from Indiana

Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.

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(435): View more from Utah

I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?

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(702): View more from Nevada

I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.

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