Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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