Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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