so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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