he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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