she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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