My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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