People with herpes should wear stickers.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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