I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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