I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Can I color on your dick again?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
