I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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