In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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