Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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