We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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