Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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