There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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