exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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