That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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