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I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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