bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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