if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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