so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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