I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You need a sexual gate keeper
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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