He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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