But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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