He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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