Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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